I've been to interesting places. I'm getting old, sick, tired and angry that our nation is getting 'parted out' to wealthy f@cks like Thiel, Musk, and Adelson.
To parody the B-52's, "I'll give you fish, I'll give you candy, give me back my LAND..."
I love it. tweaked yours just a bit by adding "let alone the milk" at the end. I will adjust the list and repost tomorrow as I got another comment and want to make sure it doesn't appear that I am flooding the market with the same posting.
Brilliant except for the anarchism one. The most common misconception about anarchism is that it's about violence against the government but this is not the case. It literally means "without ruler". So it is basically socialism without any central government. If I may offer a correction:
Anarchism: You have two cows. Give them to the local community and everyone gets some milk.
Interesting take on the post.
I've been to interesting places. I'm getting old, sick, tired and angry that our nation is getting 'parted out' to wealthy f@cks like Thiel, Musk, and Adelson.
To parody the B-52's, "I'll give you fish, I'll give you candy, give me back my LAND..."
tRump's Regime:
Cut steaks off the live cow.
Paint the steaks gold.
Tell America how good the steaks taste.
Tell them they will all get one.
Eat the steak.
F@ck up a pond and a fountain.
Throw pigs at muslim nations.
Make Pork Bombs a thing.
Eat a baby... endangered animal.
Celebrate Nazi's.
Throw the bone from your steaks and tell the roman or amurkkkan masses they ate a meal.
Don't believe your eyes.
Eat a baby... whale or some other tasty endangered species.
Cut down Oregon, or just the trees.
Urinate on or in national ponds, pools or stellae.
Poop on Mike Johnson, just because it's fun.
Start a war.
Win a war.
Forget Vietnam.
Where is Vietnam.
Buy a vietnamese shoe company.
Hire children. Gotta make that shoe factory profitable.
Lock the doors and burn that factory down.
Take the insurance money.
That set of isms goes back to a long time ago. Most true to this day and easy to remember.
A certain "truthiness"... as Colbert would say.
I agree totally
Clever list, and don’t get me wrong, (Early-Stage)-Capitalism is great, though I feel like Late-Stage Capitalism needs a separate entry:
Billionaires now own all the cows and you can’t even afford one... 😞
I love it. tweaked yours just a bit by adding "let alone the milk" at the end. I will adjust the list and repost tomorrow as I got another comment and want to make sure it doesn't appear that I am flooding the market with the same posting.
Brilliant except for the anarchism one. The most common misconception about anarchism is that it's about violence against the government but this is not the case. It literally means "without ruler". So it is basically socialism without any central government. If I may offer a correction:
Anarchism: You have two cows. Give them to the local community and everyone gets some milk.
I like it. Change made!